The Poultergiest’s revenge on Hollyoaks.
“I’ve never watched the TV series Hollyoaks. It’s some kind of teen soap opera, apparently. However, I have watched the title sequence, lots and lots of times. It’s on after the Simpsons and just before the news. Although I still don’t care about the programme, the title sequence has become an obsession. Do I look down on these seductive women and smug men, or do I envy their youth, their glamour? What can one man in a kitchen with a pile of laundry do against such a dizzying piece of pop culture?”